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we have here is a legitimate scientific discovery of "blind snakes" found at the bottom of the 
Madeira River, Brazil. According to scientists, the bizarre-looking (straight up phallic) creatures 
are actually related to salamanders and frogs, but they resemble snakes. Not much is known about 
the species, scientifically dubbed Atretochoana Eiselti, except that they have no eyes and are believed 
to breath through their skin.
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The discovery was made in November last year as a stretch of the river was being drained, but was only made public today after the snake's genus was finally confirmed.
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